I didn't have enough courage to talk to anyone about this, so i'll just share my concerns with the crowd here. I am married to an egyptian guy from Qena for 5 months. He grew up in a very religious family where talking about sex was not tolerated, however it was a very hot subject in this area. Girls were veiled except for the eyes and he hasn't seen any female body until he was 26 and came to work in hurghada. Recently we had a chat and I was bold enough to ask him how he could stand the "pressure" during all these years as he's a guy and has "needs", especially since he is kinda freak in the bed and never gets enough... The answer knocked me off: his father had a farm with goats, sheep, donkeys, etc... when he was 17 his father caught him "playing" with himself after accidentally running into the "hammam" and seeing his sister naked. So his father took him to the stable and made him "do it" with a goat...in order to protect his sister. I am still shocked. We have a female german shepherd at home and now I got scared leaving her with him, as I am traveling to Germany next month for 3 weeks...
Did anyone face this kind of problem?! Please help!
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ROFL ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I've heard it all now, this beats any other story I've ever heard! looooll !!
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In a one day period- oral copulation and animal fornication, I've thought I've seen it all
Either board the biatch, divorce the husband, make a porn flick or make her your co-wife...
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ohhhh my GOD...and a guy like this from that kind of back ground wasn`t at least ashamed to confess such beastiality act..??? even to his wife..?? what a shame..!!!!! sick people really.....
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this is the same person as egyptprince...come one, u cant see the writing pattern?
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did her dad catch u with her german shepard yet??? or did u screw that last posters cow?? damn yal got some fucked up imaginations . u must be sexuraly starved!! materbate to relieve yr inner feelings and leave the damn animals alone!!we eat some of them!!
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The troll that thinks he is fooling us or those of us who pretend we are being fooled into being fooled . Crap,, I confuse myself sometimes- I say final answer............................. Posts: 1121 | From: Too crazy to look at a freakin map to find out.. | Registered: Sep 2006
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quote:Originally posted by of_gold: Personally, I think the sheep would of been a better choice...
Ewe have got to be kidding me.
More livestock humour . You make me feel sheepish you Randy Lad you Posts: 1121 | From: Too crazy to look at a freakin map to find out.. | Registered: Sep 2006
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quote:Originally posted by of_gold: Personally, I think the sheep would of been a better choice...
Ewe have got to be kidding me.
More livestock humour . You make me feel sheepish you Randy Lad you
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahaha iowa has alot of pigs is he wanna come here haahahahahahaha livestock humour
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As long as she has no sheep or goats,no holes in the walls or doors, there is nothing to worry about...
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so if pigs are haram to muslims what about fuckin pigs> is that also haram? u better watch and make sure yr husband dont get the mad fuckin cow deasese!! hahahahahah
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I just read this story. OMG, this is something we haven't had here yet on ES, have we?!! Posts: 2807 | From: Europe | Registered: Nov 2007
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ya and mr farmer brown will run the show hahahaha
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well ladies we have lived through discussions on absolutely everything now, from sono flaps to shagging goats, we have shared some of the most bizarre and intimate moments together on ES, there could not possibly be anything else that makes us go 'OMG' anymore, life will be flat,
One2desire, do not leave the dog alone with him, do not leave anything with a hole of any sort with him, no jars, bottles, dogs, cats, chickens, donkeys, rabbits, camels. Go to germany and get checked for any animal related STD asap and thank God the goat didnt get pregnant!
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: well ladies we have lived through discussions on absolutely everything now, from sono flaps to shagging goats, we have shared some of the most bizarre and intimate moments together on ES, there could not possibly be anything else that makes us go 'OMG' anymore, life will be flat,
There is nothing else left we might as well just pack it up. I'm sorry people, there is nothing more to see here. Strangely I feel much closer to you all now, like victims of a shared trauma.
I think this thread even deserves a Butros Butros Golly! Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: well ladies we have lived through discussions on absolutely everything now, from sono flaps to shagging goats, we have shared some of the most bizarre and intimate moments together on ES, there could not possibly be anything else that makes us go 'OMG' anymore, life will be flat,
There is nothing else left we might as well just pack it up. I'm sorry people, there is nothing more to see here. Strangely I feel much closer to you all now, like victims of a shared trauma.
I think this thread even deserves a Butros Butros Golly!
Shall we all sing along the Cumba yaaa??? Posts: 3833 | From: here,there,everywhere | Registered: Nov 2007
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^Anything that will cleanse these mental pictures from my head!!
Goats, cows, picnic tables, goats on picnic tables, cows on goats, where will it end people????
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quote:Originally posted by Alchemist Shines On: ^Anything that will cleanse these mental pictures from my head!!
Goats, cows, picnic tables, goats on picnic tables, cows on goats, where will it end people????
probably when he can find a way to bone her turkies and or chickens
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: well ladies we have lived through discussions on absolutely everything now, from sono flaps to shagging goats, we have shared some of the most bizarre and intimate moments together on ES, there could not possibly be anything else that makes us go 'OMG' anymore, life will be flat,
There is nothing else left we might as well just pack it up. I'm sorry people, there is nothing more to see here. Strangely I feel much closer to you all now, like victims of a shared trauma.
I think this thread even deserves a Butros Butros Golly!
Shall we all sing along the Cumba yaaa???
Yes please. *closes eyes and starts swaying to the music*
Or how about "we are family"?
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*sets out popcorn, cakes and chocs for all my intimate family on ES*
we have shared so much now, we dont need therapy from outsiders we can do it all among ourselves, group therapy like when we have that dreadful Christmas eve back in 2006, we got through that and thought then that was it, we seen and heard it all now and along comes this, there cannot be anything else after this.
*sways to the music arm in arm*
*tries to get rid of pics in my mind that alchemist is seeing in her mind*
where is the OMM lady? we need to meditate
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: *sets out popcorn, cakes and chocs for all my intimate family on ES*
we have shared so much now, we dont need therapy from outsiders we can do it all among ourselves, group therapy like when we have that dreadful Christmas eve back in 2006, we got through that and thought then that was it, we seen and heard it all now and along comes this, there cannot be anything else after this.
spill the beans what happened christmas 2006?? i wanna know now!!!
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quote:Originally posted by young at heart: I think we will all need counselling by the end
Almost 2 years after the flap pics some are still being treated on a therapy group. Posts: 3833 | From: here,there,everywhere | Registered: Nov 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: where is the OMM lady? we need to meditate
Take a long look at this and now breathe in and out, in and out very deeply ...
what would a shrink make of me seeing a tall teapot with a 3 on it?? Posts: 15090 | From: http://www.egyptalk.com/forum/ | Registered: Jul 2004
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