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Do I detect the heady scent of pheromones flying around? Wotcha all think????
Mrs Mac..........Mr Porkington................. Mr and Mrs 0623.........The Macelfeikhs....... Karena do we need to go shopping for new hats???? ............................................. Posts: 1500 | Registered: Dec 2005
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mr Mac...........or should we say Mr Macelfeikh ( looks a bit like Mr Mackerelfish..........( you know the newsreader LOL!!!!! oh no that's Michael Fish sorry folks!!!!!!!!!!!!! so do tell????? We are all ears....................
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seems you cant close the laptop for a second round here!!!!!
Mac... it was the picture...i had to go and take a cold shower!!! (no suds)!!!
tootie.... you are naughty!!! LOL!!!
Maj....where are you? he lives in nottingHAM, perhaps you could consider giving the title Royal Sheriff?
The Macelfeikhs indeed!!!!! has a certain ring to it.... make it a diamond one and never know!!!!
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Yep Samia, we all are......... we are all going shopping for new outfits............new hats and handbags!!! Karena will have apoplexy when she hears about this!!! She can have a good excuse to ditch her old hat!!!! Oh I do love a good wedding!!!!!!!!!! Everyones invited it will be the society wedding of the year. I do believe Mac will be wearing a Kilt!!!! can't wait for the disco to play 'knees up mother Brown' heh heh heh........... I hear Charm will be in an Ivory lace gown with little cider apple motif's and a 15 foot mustard veil, peppered with little diamonte crystals of sea salt, and crushed garlic. I heard that Hello Magazine want the rights!!!! not sure if that bit is true, but all the rest has been confirmed in the SUN !!!!
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Okay I need numbers now!!! Who's all coming to the wedding?. I need to do the sandwiches, and jelly........ What can anyone else bring? Posts: 1500 | Registered: Dec 2005
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your invited..... and im sure i'l dream about you now!!!!!
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toots, id have thought youd do custard pies!!!
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he he!!! ive just read over the picnic thread.... ahhhh memories! the funny thing is my last post on that thread says "maybe i'll dream about marriage and kids with someone here"...... and ive just gone and said i'll dream about Mac now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesus its a sign!
hey... where is jesus, hes gone quiet.
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Oink!!!! dont mention the nose!!! Ngeg and I are having them done for xmas.......... Flan's creamy custard flan's with loads of that whipped cream. Mac....steady now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do believe he's having a moment alone thinking about you and the flan's Charm............. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh baby!!!! Posts: 1500 | Registered: Dec 2005
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he's off to book the service and brush up on the Holy Sacrament of Marriage.. He is conducting the service ? is'nt he? the big un himself!!!!
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was that your idea of a proposal mac????!!!!!!
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OH YES IAM DOWN AT MY FRIENDS SOON IN LONDON DID YOU THE PLACE I SAID THE DOCK MASTERS ITS A INDIAN
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Just thought I would point out that here in Nottingham we dont have a Royal Sheriff, we just have a Sheriff, and the Kingdom of Sherwood is just a scrappy piece of woodland with a couple of paper mache models of Robin Hood in it.
Charm..... are you sure you want to get involved? Lol, doesnt it sound like another Egyptian scam? "Habibi.... I need money to rebuild my castle and extend my hunting grounds, but it is for our future.. if you love me you will pay"
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Oooooooooooopss!!! I think "Mrs Mac" ( Shareen) !!!! is on to ya....Charm!!!! Shareen....NottingHam........trying to throw you off her husband.......... Charm betcha your phone will ring in 10 seconds at the caller will say. " you dont know me but I believe you know my husband!!!!!!!!!!"""""""" Make a run for it while the goings good ...................sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh everybody change the subject quick before Mr Mac get his dinner over his head!!!!..........
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LOL!!! seriously!! people are looking at me!!!!
ive just posted on my thread... this has made my day!!!
Shareen... shall i post a thread asking for everyones opinion on meeting an egyptian on line??? "hes so nice, he keeps telling me how much property prices are, hes just trying to help me, honestly... this ones different"!!!!
HHAHAHHA HEHEHE HAHA HUHUHU HEHEHE HHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Count me in Girlies, Charms & Macs Wedding (bliss)Girls get your new hats and Toots get that food rolling. I am definately coming, count me in..........
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Mac Do you mean road cone or red scone???? LOL Argggggggggggggghhhh!!! Karen is in charge of kilt ironing, I'm doing the catering, Samia is making cat suits for the bridesmaids, Shareen is packing your bags..............
Karena I cant open it. Is it lovely? are there loads of colours? Will it suit me?..........
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Toots, You will stand out in the crowd Toots, the colours are so you, lovely and Bright!!!!!
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Samia, you will look rather lavish. At the Reception we will dance round your handbag Posts: 200 | From: uk | Registered: Dec 2005
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mac... im not crazy, i take pills! pink ones to control tootie, yellow ones to keep maj under control and the all important blue ones to suppress horemheb. i miss him, i love the way he called me pig! maybe thats what i like about you mac.... that and the fact your not one of my alter egos...........
.........or are you!!!!!!!!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by mac0623: been a long day.did someone say there from notts
I sure did mac.... and if charm wants some offline research done, I am sure I could oblige. After all, we wouldnt want her spending her hard earned money on a castle that isnt a castle anymore, and a forest that is barely a copse now.
Lol, egyptian gigolos get everywhere!
And charm........ please! Dont! We dont need another thread on the dangers of meeting egyptians or any other nationality online! My poor aching head couldnt take anymore!
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watch out shareen.... looks like Mac needs an accountant!!!! Posts: 5642 | From: hellonearth.myfastforum.org Forum Index | Registered: Feb 2006
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a man after my own heart. what the tax man dont know.... well, the tax man dont know!!!! Posts: 5642 | From: hellonearth.myfastforum.org Forum Index | Registered: Feb 2006
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Mac are you egyptian? Where do you come from son? How did you manage to get the golden visa!!! LOL Posts: 1500 | Registered: Dec 2005
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BTW shareen.... that off line research.... get me a photo!!!
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lets see how tomorrow goes first shall we... you know check out the essentials in a relationship.... what car he drives, where he takes me... how much money he spends on me, the size of his ..... wallet etc etc!!!!!
he he.. only joking, Macs egyptian remember... im paying for everything!!!!
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Its not what the tax man doesnt know, he has ways and means of finding tht out, you just need to make sure that he knows enough to keep him from prying. Lol, do you see the similarity between the gigolo's victim and the tax man? Give them enough info to make it believable and they wont ever find out about the scams.
And charm.... I will be spending my weekend sneaking around the city, hiding in doorways, with my trusty Box Brownie in hand, paparazzi style...... Watch this space!
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guess you missed the news.... hes coming to london tomorow to take me out!!!
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Bloody hell! I am always too late for everything! Maybe thats why I never made it in the paparazzi!
Are you wearing red roses in your buttonholes so you will recognise each other at St Pancras?
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