A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed spending the night with him for $500. So, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
"Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied; 2. there was plenty of heat; 3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:
"Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord."
Posted by Snoozin (Member # 6244) on :
LOL!!!
Posted by someone_lost (Member # 8633) on :
deh 2elt 2adab .3eb fe hena 3yal soghyaren lesa 3nehom mafat7tesh
Posted by Dudda (Member # 8705) on :
quote:Originally posted by ngeg
Don't mess with a woman Posted by ngeg (Member # 1271) on :
quote:Originally posted by someone_lost: deh 2elt 2adab .3eb fe hena 3yal soghyaren lesa 3nehom mafat7tesh
Asghar wa7da hena MaliG wekhalas bahdelooha wetaradooha men el board befdi7a! The rest are all grown ups, no worries!
Weba3dein ezay t2ool elet adab! Don't read it then! And if u do, ignore it...Amma ghariba sa7i7!
Posted by Dudda (Member # 8705) on :
quote:Originally posted by ngeg: Asghar wa7da hena MaliG wekhalas bahdelooha wetaradooha men el board befdi7a! The rest are all grown ups, no worries!
Weba3dein ezay t2ool elet adab! Don't read it then! And if u do, ignore it...Amma ghariba sa7i7!
I told him to don't mess with a woman but as usual men don’t listen Posted by someone_lost (Member # 8633) on :
quote:Originally posted by ngeg:
quote:Originally posted by someone_lost: deh 2elt 2adab .3eb fe hena 3yal soghyaren lesa 3nehom mafat7tesh
Asghar wa7da hena MaliG wekhalas bahdelooha wetaradooha men el board befdi7a! The rest are all grown ups, no worries!
Weba3dein ezay t2ool elet adab! Don't read it then! And if u do, ignore it...Amma ghariba sa7i7!
2eh maodo3 el fedy7a dah !!!!!!!! how 2ana 2akher man ya3lem wala 2eh ? send me some details
Posted by someone_lost (Member # 8633) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dudda:
quote:Originally posted by ngeg: Asghar wa7da hena MaliG wekhalas bahdelooha wetaradooha men el board befdi7a! The rest are all grown ups, no worries!
Weba3dein ezay t2ool elet adab! Don't read it then! And if u do, ignore it...Amma ghariba sa7i7!
I told him to don't mess with a woman but as usual men don’t listen
2enty lemda ya dudda
Posted by ngeg (Member # 1271) on :
quote:Originally posted by someone_lost: 2eh maodo3 el fedy7a dah !!!!!!!! how 2ana 2akher man ya3lem wala 2eh ? send me some details
Send you some details? Helllooooooooo im not yr secretary mister! If u need one, hire one and u will have to pay her at the end of the month! Al send me al!
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