I'll start this off by sharing some jokes of mine...
* What do you call a Chinese gorilla? Hong Kong!
* What did the Tyrannosaurus do when a bunch of brown people moved into his neighborhood? He voted for Rexit!
* What does an elephant with nasal congestion have? Too much junk in the trunk!
* When the Crips expanded their business into packaging Christmas presents, they became known as gangsta wrappers.
* Why do pirates watch rap music videos? They love the booty!
* Why did the Klansman get kicked out when he arrived with a coffee stain on his robe? He wasn't white enough for them!
* Why did the NRA member refuse to get an amputation? It would have violated his right to bear arms!
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What did the alien scientist say after they abducted a gorilla? "C'mon, it has to be a human being. Our abductor's sensors are >95% accurate!"
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About Noah and his ark
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quote:Originally posted by Archeopteryx: About Noah and his ark
Okay this was pretty funny.
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The Religious Right in America must not like jazz music, given all their efforts to gut sax education in schools.
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Anyone else think that Barney from The Simpsons looks kinda like a Neanderthal? Posted by BrandonP (Member # 3735) on :
Anyone else think croissants kinda look like boomerangs? I suspect the French got jealous of the Australians, but couldn't resist making their version edible.
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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? “The South will rise again, just you wait!”
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Why does the devil require virgin sacrifices? Because a sacrifice with more experience would learn how bad he actually was at it.
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Not necessarily humorous, but I needed a place to dump this meme (which has art of my own making on it):
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Couple more memes of mine:
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Learning about how multiple waves of immigration have merged to form modern Europeans really puts their current rioting against immigrants in perspective for me. Posted by Archeopteryx (Member # 23193) on :
quote:Originally posted by BrandonP: Couple more memes of mine:
Maybe if the thought of Adam and Eve as an interracial couple (as in the painting below) had won, it could have somewhat mitigated racism and maybe even prevented the slave trade, or stopped it earlier.
