How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only 'a penny for your thoughts'? Where does that extra penny go?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham have?
How come we could put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change but see you naked anyway?
Why is 'bra singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a crisp, which no human being in their right mind would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours with both of them being dogs?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Why does a dog get mad when you blow in his face but love it when he can stick his head of the car window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest but ducks when a gun is thrown at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator in the hopes that something new has materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, look at it, and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on the first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it when we are in a supermarket and someone rams a shopping cart into our ankle and apologizes, we say 'It's all right'? If it's not all right why don't we say 'that really hurt so why can't you watch where you are going'?
In the winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And last but not least, when the statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness and we have three good friends and they are all okay, how come we never see ourselves as being a nut-case?
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