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but how was there a hole in the middle of the table or something where he can pork it i have heard of chickens and watermelons but a picnic table?
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I guess he just couldn't contain himself...
chickens and watermelons Micky?
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some scum bag i used to work with said he did that before he was a real dirt bag Posts: 9443 | From: USA...... | Registered: Jun 2006
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Is it legally considered a crime to have sex with a picknick table?
I can't see anything wrong in his acts; it's strange but that's it, he didn't do it infront of people on the street, he simply did not harm anyone.
Now the issue would be different if he had sex with animals or little children!!
PS: Anyone remembers the story in the last year where a guy had sex with his bike??
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It's lewd...I guess if he were in the privacy and romantic settings of his bedroom (i.e. behind closed doors) it wouldn't matter. Imagine if a child walked past... Although he did clean up after himself.... hmmm. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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Okay now here is an article with more details on the case - the sitation is much clearer now for me.
Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table
(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape having sex with a picnic table.
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.
The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex.
The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor videotaped Price.
"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.
Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency. Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are felonies.
"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.
The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.
"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again -- and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice Jacobs, a neighbor.
Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're now worried about the kids.
"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a neighbor.
This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.
quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: It's lewd...I guess if he were in the privacy and romantic settings of his bedroom (i.e. behind closed doors) it wouldn't matter. Imagine if a child walked past... Although he did clean up after himself.... hmmm.
^^^LOL
Has anyone considered that the pic-nick table may not of consented. This could be worse than public lewdness.....it could be rape.
The "hole" thing sounds painful to me. Seems like he could find something a bit softer. Can you imagine how his wife feels? He chose a pic-nick table over her.
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The (w)hole thing sounds crazy to me. The man has 3 school-aged children. Poor kids .
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Just a thought...doesn't the parasol go into the middle of a picnic table....my what a small winky he must have!! (width I am talking about not length..sorry! )
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I heard of different things, but not of a table yet! Some men do have imagination. Too bad it was close to a school. Posts: 2807 | From: Europe | Registered: Nov 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Makbeta: I heard of different things, but not of a table yet! Some men do have imagination. Too bad it was close to a school.
Please share what you have heard Makbeta... Posts: 3891 | From: No good deed goes unpunished. | Registered: May 2007
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No, no - it's a sad fact I read about not long ago (happened in London). I don't want to go into details...
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quote:Originally posted by EgyptxFirst: LMAO!!! I read a few month ago about a dude having sex with a PUMPKIN! what is the world coming to..
Well seven months more and we are looking forward to celebrate Halloween again. You better watch out!! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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You can read various ER blogs and find many posts on foreign bodies, especially in the rectum. That is old hat.
In my ER experience I have seen:
A spoon in the stomach. (psych patient that said it was an 'accident') A toothbrush in the stomach (same patient, same lame story) A bottle of aspirin, all the pills still in the bottle and the childproof top still intact. (OK, how the hell she does this I'll never know but the gastroenterologist is losing his sense of humor)
Four 1 1/2 inch long screws swallowed accidentally while holding them in the mouth while hanging a picture. (Four? They were pretty long and you couldn't notice them going down?)
Play dough packed into an ear canal. This was rather laborious because you can't grab play dough, it just crumbles. The PA, nurse and ER tech were rather sweaty when they were done wrestling with this kid.
Beads, rocks, beans, peas etc. etc. etc. in ears and noses.
A metal rod up the rectum, perforated the bowel 4 times and came to rest under the diaphragm. I still believe this was a criminal act but the police didn't agree, the patient was psych so maybe.......But you'd think the first time you went thru the bowel you'd stop.
A large hexagonal nut used as a cock ring (to prolong erection) Very bad plan, ring cutter wouldn't work. Penis was black because he had waited so long. Thank God for the maintenance man and his Dremel (bet that company never envisioned their product being used for that!) I don't think the maintenance man ever recovered.
A pen in a mans urethra (what the heck?)
Ball bearings in a bladder. 8 of them to be exact, and they weren't all that small either.
Half a sweet-potato in a vagina (to hold up a sagging uterus) Removing that was more than my sensitive gag-reflex could handle. I've never eaten a sweet potato since that day.
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Some of this stuff is quite inventive IMHO!! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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I wish you hadn't posted this and then said don't look. I wished I hadn't looked.
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I clicked the first one, the second one and the last one. That was all I could handle looking at. Posts: 2932 | From: Just now and then | Registered: Nov 2006
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Can You Hear Me Now???? Cell Phones Found Inside Four Prisoners
This image provided by the Direction of Penal Centers of El Salvador shows an x-ray taken of one of four prisoners at a maximum security Salvadoran prison in Zacatecoluca, 35 miles southeast of the capital of El Salvador. Four cellular telephones were found in the intestines of as many prisoners in El Salvador's maximum-security prison, authorities said Wednesday, Sept. 6, 2006. The discovery happened Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca after suspicious prison officials took x-rays of each of the prisoners, prison spokesman Jaime Villanova said. (AP Photo)
SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador - Cellular telephones were found inside four prisoners in El Salvador's maximum-security prison, authorities said Wednesday.
The discovery was made Tuesday at the prison in Zacatecoluca, in central El Salvador, after suspicious officials took X-rays of each of the inmates, federal corrections chief Jaime Villanova said.
The names of the prisoners, all members of the dangerous Mara Salvatrucha gang, were not released in order to avoid jeopardizing an ongoing investigation that began a month ago, he said.
Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the prison known as Zacatras, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. Authorities also found nine cell phone chips and one charger.
"Each one had a cellular with a number of chips," Arevalo said, adding that one also had hidden a charger in his anal cavity.
The inmates allegedly used cell phones to direct criminal activities on the street from inside the prison, Arevalo said. The smuggled phones were found during an investigation at prisons throughout the country amid complaints from business owners of extortion by gang members.
Prisoners change phone chips frequently to avoid being traced, Arevalo said.
The police have doubled their security levels to combat the criminals.
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