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three bulls were enjoying their job taking care of twenty four cows. One morning the rancher came out to the pen and told the bulls that a new bull would be arriving in the morning. "we'll kill him said the first bull." "we'll gore him to death said the second bull." "we'll crush him under our holves said the third bull."
The next morning a truck pulled up with the new bull. When he walked out the three bulls looked in pure terror. This new bull was twice their size, a full 2500 pounds.
The first bull jumped the rail into the next pen. The second bull quivered in the corner. The third bull ran out in the middle of the pen and pawed and snorted at the new bull. Bull one said, "what the hell are you doing, that new bull will kill you."
The third bull yelled back, "I just want to make sure he knows I'm a bull to."
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